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Comics
A smug vampire shows off his fangs while an unimpressed dentist holds a floss container, tangled in dental floss around her chair, lamp and instrument tray. — dialogue redacted

Fang Maintenance

A proud beaver contractor fills a bathtub with a branch dam while a purple heron in a yellow bathrobe lifts a dripping twig in disbelief. — dialogue redacted

Dam Good Renovation

A cartoon Alan watches a contestant accuse the round table using a chaotic red-string web connecting everyone, including herself. — dialogue redacted

Everyone’s a Suspect

A cheerful turquoise centipede tries on dozens of sneakers while a wide-eyed shoe clerk holds another tiny shoe beside a towering stack of boxes. — dialogue redacted

Just Browsing

A cheerful mummy feeds its wrapping into a washing machine, then stands sheepishly in a tunic while the laundromat attendant facepalms. — dialogue redacted

Spin Cycle

A cartoon Jeff points and shouts while a tearful contestant clutches his head over a tiny plate of food on Survivor 51. — dialogue redacted

Worth Playing For?

A white rabbit stage magician pulls a stocky badger plumber and a pipe wrench from a top hat. — dialogue redacted

Wrong Rabbit

A therapist sits opposite an adult man whose phone is locked in a tiny birdcage on the table. — dialogue redacted

Unplugged

A friendly alien interviews an adult man standing beside a mountain of tangled charging cables. — dialogue redacted

The Interview

An octopus in an apron cleans a sunken living room while a fish observes a giant dusty treasure chest. — dialogue redacted

Deep Cleaning

A medieval knight in armor sits on a tiny wheeled office chair beside a weary blacksmith. — dialogue redacted

The Upgrade

A nervous pink balloon visits a cheerful cactus life coach in a tiny office. — dialogue redacted

Personal Growth

A tired adult woman sits on a sofa while a smartwatch with arms and legs performs jumping jacks. — dialogue redacted

Fitness Tracker

A penguin wearing a ridiculous tiny necktie interviews with another penguin in a plain black-and-white suit-like body. — dialogue redacted

Dress Code

A drenched adult man confronts a weather presenter who stands under a tiny sunny umbrella. — dialogue redacted

The Forecast

A pirate at a supermarket self-checkout holds a single banana while a bored cashier waits. — dialogue redacted

Self Checkout

A tiny moth librarian confronts a bullfrog with dramatically puffed cheeks in a moonlit library. — dialogue redacted

Quiet Hours

An adult homeowner sees a bear in a bathrobe enjoying honey from their pantry. — dialogue redacted

The Guest

A peacock on a date displays an enormous fan of feathers while a skeptical hen holds a tiny menu. — dialogue redacted

Eye Contact

An adult man tangled in knitting yarn sits beside a cat proudly holding the other end. — dialogue redacted

New Hobby

A wizard and apprentice stand amid a kitchen full of floating dirty dishes and angry enchanted sponges. — dialogue redacted

The Shortcut

A tall giraffe hairdresser holds a tiny comb above a hedgehog waiting on a high salon stool. — dialogue redacted

Head Room

A beaver realtor presents a flooded living room to two bewildered ducks. — dialogue redacted

Open Concept

A giant dinosaur squeezes into a tiny elevator with a nervous adult office worker. — dialogue redacted

Small Talk

Two astronauts float inside a spaceship looking at a TV remote floating just beyond reach. — dialogue redacted

The Remote

An adult woman on a ladder stuffs family photos into a fluffy cloud; a tiny raincoat-wearing cloud technician looks concerned. — dialogue redacted

Cloud Storage

A shaggy blue yeti in a beach shirt visits a flamingo travel agent beside a tropical holiday poster. — dialogue redacted

Chill Out

A snail courier carrying a huge parcel meets an elderly tortoise at a front door. — dialogue redacted

Express Delivery

A little ghost with a pillow floats beside a couple sleeping in bed, one adult points at a loud snoring partner. — dialogue redacted

Light Sleeper

An adult man balances a salad bowl on a towering burger while a waiter looks on. — dialogue redacted

Healthy Balance

A gigantic octopus interviews at an office, all eight arms holding coffee cups, while a tiny manager looks impressed. — dialogue redacted

Overqualified

A wiry skeleton office manager holds a huge hourglass while a sloth employee slowly reaches for a stapler. — dialogue redacted

The Deadline

A cheerful sun leans through a bedroom window while a furious adult woman buries herself in pillows. — dialogue redacted

Morning Person

A robot therapist watches a crying adult man with a giant tangled thought cloud of embarrassing memories. — dialogue redacted

Storage Full

Two raccoons at a candlelit dumpster dining table, one lifts a silver cloche revealing a banana peel. — dialogue redacted

Meal Prep

A vampire dentist wearing a bib examines an anxious adult patient in a dental chair. — dialogue redacted

Personal Space

A tired woman arrives home with groceries. Her orange cat sprawls on the couch. Write their conversation. — dialogue redacted

The Landlord

A muscular dog in running shoes tugs the leash of an exhausted human collapsed on a park bench. — dialogue redacted

The Walk

A woman presents a fancy new planter to a leafy houseplant with a grumpy face. An ordinary mug sits nearby. — dialogue redacted

High Maintenance

A tiny dragon sits on a wi-fi router while a wizard points at his dead laptop. — dialogue redacted

Hot Spot

A pajama-clad man raids the fridge while his dog inspects him with a clipboard. — dialogue redacted

Midnight Review